always with the procrastinating and people watching.

i have a procrastination problem so severe that it's almost crippling. with any assignment or deadline there is no doubt that i will put it off until the last possible second and try to pull through with the buzzer shot. this works 85% of the time and the rest i'm left making excuses. tomorrow is going to be one of those excuses kind of days. here i sit in the library people watching instead of writing about Radical Feminism in the Sixties. i'm hoping for one of those clutch moments tomorrow so that everything gets turned in on time. anyone wanting to volunteer for my Human Sexuality PSA, let me know. you can play Herpes Patient #1 or Chlamydia Patient #3. it's really up to you.


if you're ever hurting for entertainment, all you need to do take a little trip to visit to herman and watch the freaks. so far we have the hair eater, the black sorority girl who looks more put together than i will on my wedding day, the girl with two tone hair, the dude looking like he's about to have a panic attack, some biddie spending eight hours working on her chem lab report, the four kids sleeping, the group of asian kids huddled in a corner eating the most delectable meal i've ever seen. i love IU. from where i'm sitting i can see at least three computers playing the new iLL5 song on youtube. golden.


there are so many advantages regarding coming to the H. Bee Dubs that i've never realized until today. who knew you can scan other peoples' iTunes libraries. also who knew so many people would have a-ha's 'Take Me On' as the first song listed on their catalog. classic.


now reality is setting in and i realize that i have approximately four hundred eighty seven things due in twelve minutes and thirteen seconds. shit. maybe next time i'll do my work before the night it's due. really, though? who am i kidding.